Monday, January 29, 2018

SUPER WEIRD: THE FIFTH ADVENTURE OF THE CYANOCUBE BEARER

SUPER  WIERD:

THE  FIFTH  ADVENTURE  OF  THE  CYANOCUBE  BEARER

          A few days ago I read about a new thriller novel with a very strange opening scene:  on a bridge one woman gives to another woman a sinister cottage, and then commits suicide by jumping into the river below!  Yesterday a notorious local man committed suicide by jumping off a notorious local bridge.  And then, early this morning I received a telephone call informing me that I had inherited this man’s notorious old house!  This call was from this notorious man’s attorney; I made an appointment to see him about the will at 10 AM this morning.  While I was speaking with him I sensed that the notorious old house was very evil and I immediately thought of the similarity of my situation with that of the woman in the novel that had been given the sinister cottage.  My feeling was confirmed both from the Cyanocube and from Michael who told me that this sinister house is inhabited by and controlled by a demon, and that I should immediately go to my pastor so we could pray to God to cast out the demon.  I immediately called my pastor and as soon as I arrived at the church we prayed this short prayer (Lord, please cast this demon out of the house; Thank you, Amen!); and I immediately sensed that the prayer was answered. 

Forrest W. Schultz

January 29, 2018


I  thank Cass Green for her book A Cottage In A Wood, the novel referred to here.  

Monday, January 8, 2018

CYANORING 6

CYANORING  6


    A few minutes ago, while I was musing over the fact that I had not heard from The Cyanoring in a long time, I suddenly got that special tingling in my ring finger and I saw in front of me the Cyanoring version of a TV screen in which a newsman was reporting that a terrorist was planning to attack Atlanta.  And then, as always, when The Cyanoring asked me, I replied “YEAH, zap him!!”  Then, again, as usual, The Cyanoring grabbed him and threw him, BUT this time he did NOT drown the villain into that special dee-eee-eep river, but into the Chattahoochie!!  When I expressed my surprise, The Cyanoring replied, “Well, I heard of the Chattahoochie from an Alan Jackson song and thought I would try it out.  And guess what??!!  It is almost as good as that dee-eee-eep river I have been using!  Well, gotta run; you have a Happy New Year and Auf Widersehen!”


Forrest W. Schultz

Grantville, GA

January 2, 2018