THE DEEP FATE OF THE DEEP STATE: THE SEVENTH ADVENTURE OF THE CYANOCUBE BEARER

THE    DEEP    FATE

OF    THE    DEEP    STATE:

THE    SEVENTH    ADVENTURE

OF    THE    CYANOCUBE    BEARER

     In case you have not been keeping up with this subject, the latest in the long history of conspiracy theories calls the villains “The Deep State”, the humor of which I was pondering when Michael suddenly appeared and told me that he too was appreciating the humor of it, and that he had devised a plan to bury the Deep Staters in the depth of the Ocean, and wanted to know what I thought of the idea.  I fervently replied “I deeply appreciate your deep humor and I will be deeply satisfied by your deep burial of these shallow pseudo-deep people!”.   I cautioned him, though, not to tell anyone lest he be accused of polluting the ocean!!

Forrest W. Schultz   

August 10, 2018     

A-BOMB-IN-A-BULL!! THE SIXTH ADVENTURE OF THE CYANOCUBE BEARER

A -  BOMB – IN – A – BULL  !!

THE  SIXTH  ADVENTURE  OF  THE  CYANOCUBE  BEARER

     It was difficult for Michael to refrain from laughter when he told me he had uncovered a plot by a new jihadist group, which is planning to commit an Abominable terrorist act by detonating a bomb to be planted inside the Merrill Lynch Bull statue in New York City!  Get It??  A-Bomb-In-A-Bull !!  Ha!!  Ha!!  Yes, he said this is not only funny but also quite strange:  a jihadist group with a sense of humor!!

   

  Then, he continued saying, “And, Cyanocube – Bearer, this is not all!  A brilliant scientist in their group has just invented the Romulan Cloaking Device, which they plan to use to hide themselves, while they go to NYC tonight to install their Bomb-In-A-Bull.  I should say, ‘that WAS the plan!’, because a few minutes ago I stole their Cloaking Device, just like Kirk did on Star Trek!”

     “That makes two items of humor.  Now I shall tell you the third one – I am now going to drown their whole terrorist group in The Jordan River!!".  And he did so right after he said this!  Before he bid me goodbye, he said “Please do not tell anyone about this because I do not want the Israelis to get mad at me for polluting their river!!”.

Forrest Schultz

Grantville, Jawjuh

June 19, 2018

SUPER WEIRD: THE FIFTH ADVENTURE OF THE CYANOCUBE BEARER

SUPER  WIERD:

THE  FIFTH  ADVENTURE  OF  THE  CYANOCUBE  BEARER

          A few days ago I read about a new thriller novel with a very strange opening scene:  on a bridge one woman gives to another woman a sinister cottage, and then commits suicide by jumping into the river below!  Yesterday a notorious local man committed suicide by jumping off a notorious local bridge.  And then, early this morning I received a telephone call informing me that I had inherited this man’s notorious old house!  This call was from this notorious man’s attorney; I made an appointment to see him about the will at 10 AM this morning.  While I was speaking with him I sensed that the notorious old house was very evil and I immediately thought of the similarity of my situation with that of the woman in the novel that had been given the sinister cottage.  My feeling was confirmed both from the Cyanocube and from Michael who told me that this sinister house is inhabited by and controlled by a demon, and that I should immediately go to my pastor so we could pray to God to cast out the demon.  I immediately called my pastor and as soon as I arrived at the church we prayed this short prayer (Lord, please cast this demon out of the house; Thank you, Amen!); and I immediately sensed that the prayer was answered. 

Forrest W. Schultz

January 29, 2018

I  thank Cass Green for her book A Cottage In A Wood, the novel referred to here.  

CYANORING 6

CYANORING  6

    A few minutes ago, while I was musing over the fact that I had not heard from The Cyanoring in a long time, I suddenly got that special tingling in my ring finger and I saw in front of me the Cyanoring version of a TV screen in which a newsman was reporting that a terrorist was planning to attack Atlanta.  And then, as always, when The Cyanoring asked me, I replied “YEAH, zap him!!”  Then, again, as usual, The Cyanoring grabbed him and threw him, BUT this time he did NOT drown the villain into that special dee-eee-eep river, but into the Chattahoochie!!  When I expressed my surprise, The Cyanoring replied, “Well, I heard of the Chattahoochie from an Alan Jackson song and thought I would try it out.  And guess what??!!  It is almost as good as that dee-eee-eep river I have been using!  Well, gotta run; you have a Happy New Year and Auf Widersehen!”

Forrest W. Schultz

Grantville, GA

January 2, 2018