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BOMB – IN – A – BULL !!
THE SIXTH ADVENTURE OF THE CYANOCUBE BEARER
It was difficult for Michael to refrain from laughter when he told me he had uncovered a plot by a new jihadist group, which is planning to commit an Abominable terrorist act by detonating a bomb to be planted inside the Merrill Lynch Bull statue in New York City! Get It?? A-Bomb-In-A-Bull !! Ha!! Ha!! Yes, he said this is not only funny but also quite strange: a jihadist group with a sense of humor!!
Then, he continued saying, “And,
Cyanocube – Bearer, this is not all! A
brilliant scientist in their group has just invented the Romulan Cloaking
Device, which they plan to use to hide themselves, while they go to NYC tonight
to install their Bomb-In-A-Bull. I
should say, ‘that WAS the plan!’, because a few minutes ago I stole their Cloaking
Device, just like Kirk did on Star Trek!”
“That makes two items of humor. Now I shall tell you the third one – I am now
going to drown their whole terrorist group in The Jordan River!!". And he did so right after he said this! Before he bid me goodbye, he said “Please do
not tell anyone about this because I do not want the Israelis to get mad at me for
polluting their river!!”.
Forrest
Schultz
Grantville,
Jawjuh
June
19, 2018
